me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: here read it
So, apparently J.K. Rowling is the only...
ollymurmaid: sometimes i get annoyed with australian stereotypes but then i remember that a kangaroo broke into my year ten graduation and we had to pause the assembly to get it out PUR, IS THIS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
rufiioh: BUT HOW ADORABLE THOUGH DAVE IS JUST LIKE look jade i got frogs jade jade look frogs jade frogs i have them i have frogs and jade is just like yes dave that’s nice
castielsunderpants: sarahmonious: oh my god the sad thing is every single fucking fan can read this and our minds will automatically register the exact quote and context of every single one.
You must be an angel,
theoriginalspike: oswin-oswald-bakes-souffles: mcgoats: papercranes-paperplanes: barthvader: because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face. most flawless pickup line ever holy fuck I would marry that person
chaos-in-uriahs-lap: gh0staradia: do you ever start thinking of someone while youre walking somewhere and start smiling uncontrollably do fictional characters count
jedees: if you didn’t fight in the 1832 paris revolt you’re obviously not a real les mis fan stop being full of shit
United Nations declares access to contraception a... →
Conceited vs. Confidence
Conceited “I look better than you.” “I’m the most beautiful person in the world.” “No one can compare to me.” “You should look more like me.” “I’m perfect.” Confidence “I look good today.” “I’m not ugly.” “I like myself.” “Have to admit, I am cute.” “I’m beautiful the way I am.” Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those shit...
dead-poets-honor: angelofspookgay: if jensen ackles actually gets cast in the 50 shades of grey movie someone needs to go to the movie dressed in a trench coat and then stand up half way through and shout “what the FUCk dean i thought we had a BOND” and then run out I volunteer as tribute